1. jumhanji:

    annies-booobs:

    tits-mcgeek:

    not-pizza:

    My idol

    This will never not be funny.

    a hero for the ages

    F

    (Source: cassieisclose, via imwhatyouvebeenlookingfor)

  2. strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

    image

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  3. sorelatable:

    THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

    image

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  4. naturally:

    I miss you, but fuck you.

    (via cowboybootsandpearls15)

  5. AGGRESSIVE

    Straight to the point.

    This shit is my favorite

    (Source: brattylifts, via cowboybootsandpearls15)

  6. meidosuji:

    taco-marco:

    king-of-the-casuals:

    I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

    What does this mean???? Help????

    Wait for it

    Legend Dairy

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  7. moshturbate:

    I want to get tattoos and get laid

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  8. fuck-benedict:

    not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

    wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

    cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

    you know what does make you an asshole? self promoting on other people’s posts

    (via itstimeforsomechange)

  9. "I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."

    Ferdinand de Saussure (via wordsnquotes)

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